Hottest Product Ever Introduced

A Spam Poem


You really should read this
Before you say ”Bull”, please read the following.
Let me get right to the point.
As seen on Oprah!
As seen on National TV.
What is this amazing product?

Increases her sexual desire
Reduces craving for sweets
Inhibits bad cholesterol and boosts good cholesterol
Increases ejaculation volume by up to 581%
Drives traffic to your website

Works in 2 to 5 minutes!
Nothing like this is available anywhere else!
Nothing more potent can be called Legal!
It will terminate your credit card debt

Aids in the absorption of fat
It will make your penis grow in both length and thickness by a whopping 26%
Enhances physical sensation and pleasure for women.
Never shows up in drug screenings!

It works right away, and it’s about to sweep the world.
Adds 1 to 3 inches to your penis
Without the jitters or sleepless nights.
Acts like a natural magnet to attract fat

The best thing since peanut butter!
It’s 100% natural, completely safe
Contains no banned substances
Has no known side effects.

It will empower you to take back the control of your life!
Free lighted keychain with every order.



One response to “Hottest Product Ever Introduced”

  1. You’re terrible Muriel.

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