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Wednesday, October 26, 2005


Lifelike Android Skilled in Killing and Immediate Nullification

Monday, July 18, 2005

Honest Job Description

Now here is a job description that is honest about the work involved.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

And also

"If being sexy is wrong, then I don't want to be right." Oh, I'll miss Maria's amazing lines. (Same episode.)

And also

"If being sexy is wrong, then I don't want to be right." Oh, I'll miss Maria's amazing lines. (Same episode.)

Quote of the day

"Give me bitchy or give me death." Maria, The Apprentice, Season 2, Episode 11, 11/18/04

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

Is there no end to the contributions to society that Kevin Bacon makes?

Baconizer lets you explore the consumer buying relationship between any two products at Amazon. Fascinating!

Monday, December 15, 2003

Boobah Zone

The totally freaky, fabulous Boohbah Zone is probably even better if you're on drugs.

Monday, November 03, 2003

Is there really a difference?

Wednesday, October 08, 2003

Martha's Rip-off World

Martha's Gummy Fangs are $15.00 for 1 lb., about 50 pieces.

Oriental Trading sells their Gummi Teeth for $5.95 for 48 pieces (15.24 ounces).

Martha: Set of 60 round aluminum containers, $59.00 (98 cents each).

Widget Supply: metal containers, Set of 40, with case, for $8.97 (22 cents each).

Tuesday, September 02, 2003

I want all of these

I want all the Friends. I want to be able to make things like that, too.

Nude Messenger

Send a NUDEMESSENGER with your regards.

Friday, July 11, 2003

Baconizer tells you the consumer purchasing relationship ("degrees of separation") between any two items in Amazon's database. Fascinating!
Baconizer tells you the degrees of separation between any two items in Amazon's database. Learn the consumer relationships between products. Fascinating!

Wednesday, May 28, 2003

Wednesday, April 16, 2003

Dervish Flowers. Drag them off the screen to proceed to the next one.

Tuesday, April 15, 2003

Monday, April 14, 2003

This about covers the coverage: Frank Rich in the New York Times on the ultimate reality show.

Monday, March 17, 2003

Friday, March 14, 2003

This is the best Flash-entertainment-thing I've seen in a long time! It's beautiful, and sweet, and funny. Fly UP!
The Cameroon health minister has deemed it necessary to warn people that drinking urine may not be good for your health.

Friday, January 03, 2003

Gotta see Dancing Bush.

Wednesday, October 02, 2002

Waste some time touringThe BoneGarden Estate, a virtual haunted house.
Listen to Halloween music -- classic party tracks or special effects -- at Halloween Radio.

Thursday, September 05, 2002

I used to be Genevieve, but now I'm Vern. What does this mean?

take the which one of the trading spaces cast are you? quiz!

Long time, no blog.
Well all that's going to change now.
First, a load of amusing links:
In the category, "Unintentional Porn" -- read the spotlight reviews of this Harry Potter toy.

Next, another product review. If this doesn't make you want to get an Oral Irrigator, nothing will.

And last, a sort of classical music version of American Idol, only... horrible. Just listen.

Saturday, July 20, 2002 Obscene Interiors is an old favorite. Critiques of the interior design in the background of amateur porn.

Friday, July 19, 2002

X-Entertainment's Tiki Hut! Weird pop-culture and 80s obsessions.

Monday, June 03, 2002

The truth about lorem ipsum. Apparently, it is real Latin, although slightly bastardized, and translated, it means: "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain .�.�."


Friday, May 31, 2002

Who wouldn't be excited to get a postcard from prison?

Thursday, May 30, 2002

Tuesday, May 28, 2002

Here is some info about an Opt-Out Number that will allow you to opt out of receiving pre-approved credit card offers.

Monday, May 20, 2002

I love that I can file for my Extended Unemployment Benefits online. Now it's only a one-minute process, instead of three.

Sunday, May 19, 2002

My baby's a star! Veruca made the pets page on

Monday, May 13, 2002

As exam time approaches at colleges around the country, we should all be more aware of The Dead Grandmother/Exam Syndrome. Keep a close eye on your granny!

Monday, May 06, 2002

Tuesday, April 30, 2002

Read Redneck Neighbor and understand why my neighborhood wants to become an historic district.