Indian Nipple Song

Why I am a DWTS fan

C'mon, watch this and try to tell me it's not awesome! Julianne Hough and Helio Castroneves perform the quickstep with a nod to The Mask. She's a teenager, he's a race car driver, and I love them both with a fan's total dorkdom.

Groovy dancing girl

I like her moves and the song.

The reality show you'll never see

Gum?

Pavarotti - Nessun Dorma

Aw what the heck. It's his signature aria, after all.

The Gratitude Dance

I am grateful for this video...