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Honest Job Description

Now here is a job description that is honest about the work involved.

And also

"If being sexy is wrong, then I don't want to be right." Oh, I'll miss Maria's amazing lines. (Same episode.)

And also

"If being sexy is wrong, then I don't want to be right." Oh, I'll miss Maria's amazing lines. (Same episode.)

Quote of the day

"Give me bitchy or give me death." Maria, The Apprentice, Season 2, Episode 11, 11/18/04

Is there no end to the contributions to society that Kevin Bacon makes?

Baconizer lets you explore the consumer buying relationship between any two products at Amazon. Fascinating!

Boobah Zone

The totally freaky, fabulous Boohbah Zone is probably even better if you're on drugs.

Is there really a difference?

Can you tell the difference? Programming Language Inventor or Serial Killer?

Martha's Rip-off World

Martha's Gummy Fangs are $15.00 for 1 lb., about 50 pieces.


Oriental Trading sells their Gummi Teeth for $5.95 for 48 pieces (15.24 ounces).

Martha: Set of 60 round aluminum containers, $59.00 (98 cents each).



Widget Supply: metal containers, Set of 40, with case, for $8.97 (22 cents each).

I want all of these

I want all the Friends. I want to be able to make things like that, too.

Nude Messenger

Send a NUDEMESSENGER with your regards.

How rich are you?

Baconizer tells you the consumer purchasing relationship ("degrees of separation") between any two items in Amazon's database. Fascinating!

Baconizer tells you the degrees of separation between any two items in Amazon's database. Learn the consumer relationships between products. Fascinating!

Temporary tattoo club

Dervish Flowers. Drag them off the screen to proceed to the next one.

What's your sign?

This about covers the coverage: Frank Rich in the New York Times on the ultimate reality show.

Um... whatever. Dudical, man!

This is the best Flash-entertainment-thing I've seen in a long time! It's beautiful, and sweet, and funny. Fly UP!

The Cameroon health minister has deemed it necessary to warn people that drinking urine may not be good for your health.

Gotta see Dancing Bush.

Waste some time touringThe BoneGarden Estate, a virtual haunted house.

Listen to Halloween music -- classic party tracks or special effects -- at 13thTrack.com Halloween Radio.

I used to be Genevieve, but now I'm Vern. What does this mean?




take the which one of the trading spaces cast are you? quiz!

Long time, no blog.
Well all that's going to change now.
First, a load of amusing links:
In the category, "Unintentional Porn" -- read the spotlight reviews of this Harry Potter toy.

Next, another product review. If this doesn't make you want to get an Oral Irrigator, nothing will.

And last, a sort of classical music version of American Idol, only... horrible. Just listen.

JustinSpace.com Obscene Interiors is an old favorite. Critiques of the interior design in the background of amateur porn.

X-Entertainment's Tiki Hut! Weird pop-culture and 80s obsessions.

Crazy Drunk Guy

The truth about lorem ipsum. Apparently, it is real Latin, although slightly bastardized, and translated, it means: "There is no one who loves pain itself, who seeks after it and wants to have it, simply because it is pain . . ."

Hmmmm.

Who wouldn't be excited to get a postcard from prison?

My poor car.

Absolutely freebies: Free stuff guide for webmaster and others!

Here is some info about an Opt-Out Number that will allow you to opt out of receiving pre-approved credit card offers.

I love that I can file for my Extended Unemployment Benefits online. Now it's only a one-minute process, instead of three.

My baby's a star! Veruca made the pets page on OddTodd.com.

As exam time approaches at colleges around the country, we should all be more aware of The Dead Grandmother/Exam Syndrome. Keep a close eye on your granny!

the 2002 demotivators® collection

Read Redneck Neighbor and understand why my neighborhood wants to become an historic district.

According to Google Search: web desing, there are about 27,100 sites that can't spell web design but offer it as a service.

Try searching for webstie.